I'm not a person you can put on speake phone T-Shirt (shirt only)
✨ Bold Black Lettering - This T-shirt features bold black lettering, perfect for errands, work meetings, or small talk. It offers effortless attitude with maximum comfort. Crafted from 100% soft spun cotton it balances "I woke up like this" energy and "don’t test me" vibes. 🌟
Premium Fabric
Softer than your ex’s excuses - The premium fabric ensures a comfortable and breathable wear.
Bold designs - Say what everyone’s thinking with this eye-catchi//ng element.
Perfect Gift
Ideal for the chronically un impressed - This T-shirt is a great gift for all adults.
Vibrant color - Standout piece in your wardrobe.
Care instructions - To prevent shrinking, fading, pilling, wash inside out in cold water and tumble dry on low or hang to dry.
Free shipping on orders over $20, otherwise $4.50 per shirt.
At Sarcastico, we want you to love your purchase. If you don’t, we’ll make it right.
Returns & Refunds
You may request a return or refund within 5 days of receiving your order.
Items must be unused, unwashed, and in their original condition.
Once your return is received and inspected, your refund will be issued to the original payment method.
Non-Returnable Items
Custom/personalized shirts
Clearance or final-sale items
Gift cards
Damaged or Wrong Item
If your order arrives damaged or incorrect, contact us within 7 days and we’ll replace it at no cost.
How to Request a Return
Email us at info@sarcastico.org with your order number and reason for return. We’ll send instructions right away.